guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I lost the right to judge tonight
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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