evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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