Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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