So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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