Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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