i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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