This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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