yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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