Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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