either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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