yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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