How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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