A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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