Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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