did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
