I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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