what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
