you lied. pity sex is amazing.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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