Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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