i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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