i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
