I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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