We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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