This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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