Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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