I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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