waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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