wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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