dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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