My girlfriend figured out who you are.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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