So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Bring me that man meat
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
