shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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