How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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