angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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