There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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