do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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