She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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