i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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