hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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