i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We need to get me chipped asap
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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