Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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