Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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Actions speak louder than pants.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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