I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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