this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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