Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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