How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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