Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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