I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
