You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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Found your dick twin last night
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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