I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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