I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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