I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Randomize
