i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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