from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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